32 posts tagged “funny”
I am probably going to hell for laughing at someone else's misfortune......but, this is just toooooo funny. I get tears in my eyes from laughing when I watch this. LOL!
*warning - don't try this at home, folks! Just say no! LOL!
hehe....my favourite is the check box at the bottom left corner (of the note) :p
I saw this on ICHC today....and apparently the word is out! :p
....now go put some pants on! k thx! :p
And I swear that I didn't make this....check the site and you will see this! hahaha! :p
Ever since I was told by my Chinese medicine doc, the other day, to only drink/eat hot things, I have been feeling a bit out of sorts when I go out because I often take a water bottle with cool water in it. On the weekend, I had a flash of inspiration to get a Starbucks hot liquid tumbler so I can carry around hot water or some sort of hot drink so I don't go thirsty and/or have to pay money to buy a drink. I was going to be buying a new water bottle anyway since my current water bottle is the nalgene kind that has that bad toxin in it.
I ended up buying a 16 oz customizable tumbler since I didnt like any of their wierd pre-fab designs. I thought I could put something cool on it like quotes or inspirational sayings. Today, I had a flash of brilliance and decided on a design to make me smile and giggle!
Yes....it is an ICHC-inspired design. Me likey! :)
(*excuse messy desk in first pic)
:)
Afterthought: I was just thinking that this kind of thing would make a great gift! I will have to remember this for birthdays and at Christmas. It's totally easy! :)
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire
3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Many of you may have already seen this on Cuteoverload or on YouTube...but I still have to post this. This is just too funny! I love it!! :p
Some of you may have already seen this on C.O. but I just had to post it....it's just boggled my mind too much! You have to watch this.
Aren't horses supposed to walk places and be herbivores? .....and I thought people only treated dogs and cats like a human! ha! :) This guy and his horse take the cake...all of it! hahaha! Too wild! :)
(brings new meaning to The Horse Whisperer! LOL! )
You just gotta be able to have fun and laugh about it!! :p
" My doctors told me to stop having intimate dinners for four
unless there are 3 other people present."
~ Orson Welles
"She was so wild that when she made french toast, she got her tongue stuck in the toaster."
~ unknown
